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supposedly, the end of the world (dec. 21 2012) also the best year ever. why? cuz everyone will party the SHIT out of 2012
(dec. 21 is my birthday)
X- yo, its 2012! AGGGGGHH!
Y- calm down lets just go get drunk all year
by dude-im-cool-43 July 08, 2010
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something geniuses studied was a bunch of bull. somehow people either believe the sun will crash into earth, aliens will land and take us over, or satan will the world. plus they have been promising since the 1900s that it will end in like the 70s, 80s, and one was SURE he meant 1999. anything happen then? why should we believe its going to happen now? its not going to happen, some scientist must have got lazy and thought it would be funny to see what what happen if he told everyone it would end in 2012. "oh, fuck science! the worlds gonna end in 2012. lets just leave and roll some doobies!". the things people will actually say to make MONEY. hope to see you all in 2013! (=
Christian: 2012 is near! the alien god will land on earth and buttrape us all! then he'll BBQ our weiners! that'll be 10 bucks.
Jesus: Shit, not again...
Satan: How embarassing!
by Horrorshow820 April 21, 2008
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The day everyone thinks the world is going to end....I don't, I think the world could possibly end in couple hundred or thousand more years probably after the human race dies out, but just think... What if they guy who wrote the calenders woke up one day a thought his life sucked so he stopped writing calenders or he died...
What If? Calender-Man (morning after he finished the 2012 calender): *wakes up* "Yeah.. my life sucks, maybe I'll switch to mathimatics"
by Alex Acronym August 04, 2008
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When your phone won't turn on and all that shows up is a white or black screen.
Person 1: Dude! My phone totally just went 2012 on me!
by Jenna and Annie December 08, 2010
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The year in which we become gods; when consciousness sends out it's last intention of creation (it's actually in October of 2011 but there will be a different reality by 2012). It's the year when we become complete conscious co-creators of our very realities and experiences.

It's important to know that The Mayan Calendar was never keeping track of time as we know it; it was a meter for the evolution of consciousness across the span of this galaxy, and an instrument to help entrain into intuition and move out of the mind/ego.

To anyone reading this, the only thing you have to know is: what you put the focus of your attention on, you become conscious of; and what you become conscious of, you will manifest on a very literal scale. Kind of like a constant dream state that you're completely conscious of and have full control over.

Be in ethics -- compassionate, forthright, caring, loving, honest -- and an ethical reality will manifest. Be in fear, anger, propitiation, worry, dishonesty, prejudice, and your manifested reality is going to be a direct reflection of these emotions (and there will also be a big chance that you parrish/die).

There's absolutely nothing to worry about or do. Quite the contrary, we're headed towards an ethical utopia, where the limitations of the mind disappear, and time & space dissolve, leaving us with great freedom to do anything we want.

Worried stranger: The Mayan Calendar ends in 2012... we're all doomed!

Me: It's not about a particular date or event, it's about a period when our consciousness reaches it's full potential. Second of all, The newage Dreamspell Calendar is NOT The Mayan Calendar, and the world will NOT end... unless you want it to.
by Don Alenjandro Oxlaj March 17, 2009
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The year the world will end according to the Mayan calender.
OMFG! 2012 is liek t0tally comi *click*

*God turns off universe*
by G MONEY $$$ July 06, 2004
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Supposedly the end of the world, as it is written, 12/21/12. OH WAIT! No it's not, because that's when the people stopped writing friggin' calendars. You wanna write calendars your whole life?
Mom: Timmy, why don't you go outside and play?
Timmy: In a second mom, I'm almost done with the year 5643.

12 years later...

Let's see... it's December... the... wait, there's no 26th on this calendar! That means I screwed up! My life's work is meaningless! And I was finally over 9000!

(The dude probably messed up on the 2013 calendar so he stopped at 2012)
by flapjack1995 February 19, 2009
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