2 o'clock 

A name given to a black person who is very very dark.

Man look at Jerome, man he 2 o'clock.

2 o'clock by Joe smoee July 21, 2006

2 o'clock scramble 

The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.

Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?

Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.

Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?

Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!

2 o'clock scramble by tryingtogetleid April 14, 2009

2 o'clock brunch rush 

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.

Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."

2 o'clock brunch rush by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

2 o'clock shower 

Getting up at 2 in the mourning to masterbate.

Jesse went to take a 2 o'clock shower.

Michael got up early for his 2 o'clock shower

2 o'clock shower by kingdongggg October 22, 2010

2 o'clock bin rake

Moving around a shit club in the UK just before it closes, having lowered your standards considerably due to lack of success earlier ; Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Kev: They'll be kicking out in ten minutes and all the tidy fanny seems to have fucked off.

Mike: Right then, better split up and do the 2 o'clock bin rake... there's gotta be a few pissed up ugly birds in here.

2 o'clock bin rake by GW777 October 2, 2007

2 o'clock turn 

The 2 o'clock turn is an event that happens every day at 2 during the work week to avoid the midday slump. It's a time for you and your coworkers to take a break and do something funny, relaxing, or to wake up for the rest of the day. Basically take a break to recharge your brain! At Brewer's Lantern we like to take shots of Red Bull and go live on instagram or post stories and challenge others to turn as well!

We need to do the 2 o'clock turn before I fall asleep
Get the Red Bull ready... it's time for the 2 o'clock turn

2 o'clock turn by brewerslantern June 9, 2018

2 o clocker

somebody who you settle for at the end of the night rather pissed after having no luck all evening

hey john good night last night ? nah fuck all went home with a 2 o clocker fucked off rapid when i woke up

2 o clocker by mdh September 22, 2008