#jake

A male species with blonde hair. According to the Holly Bible he walks the earth in a somewhat 'hansome manner'. A man to be cherished and embraced. A crocodile in disguise as an ape.

I wish i had a #jake to keep me warm

#jake by lavenderrty October 4, 2009

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

A hashtag that has been used and will continue to be used in posts showing no matter how many times you put lipstick on that racist pig, he's still a pig.

The comedian also criticizes Trump for making bigoted and untrue statements, and says the Trump family name was changed at one point from the ancestral name "Drumpf". - This is to make his family appear more successful than they truly were in reality-

The only logical explanation for why people like this man is because said people are either...

a)racist
b)wealthy, greedy & without conscience

c)ignorant

OR
d)ALL OF THE ABOVE

Drumpf - a last name for con artists

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain - to show his true form.

Changing the family name from Drumpf to Trump is a perfect analogy for the facade this man puts on for his MAGA Qult to hide his weaknesses.

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020

#bakerwasted

#bakerwasted is a state of drunken revelry embodied by the legendary Shiner King. #bakerwasted got its start at a Moonshine Bandits concert. The night generally begins with a well intentioned proclamation of a 2 beers 1 shot limit but then escalates to copious amounts of whiskey consumption. #bakerwasted status is achieved when you begin making pirate faces in selfies and start hugging random strangers saying "I love you bro". Extreme #bakerwasted status is achieved by throwing plastic cups across a stage or climbing atop a random ATV in a Texas mud park. #bakerwasted is the embodiment of the freedom of partying it up with friends and fellow shiners and may include being carried out of a venue at the end of the night.

Man, I am totally getting #bakerwasted tonight.

Dude you must be #bakerwasted or some shit.

#bakerwasted by StealthShiner September 29, 2016

#wakeke

Wa (哇) Originally came from Chinese Language = Wow!

expressing astonishment or admiration.

Keke (ㅋㅋ) = Originally came from Korean, symbol to represent laughter.

A: OMMGG, look at Lee's Insta stories

B: Hahahahaha...... that is soooooo #Wakeke....

#wakeke by Wakeke Gang October 7, 2018

#TakeABath

To "#TakeABath" and "Go For A Walk" means to fill your bathtub of water and cut yourself vertically down your arm, thus killing yourself.

I hate this place.. I'd rather go home and #TakeABath

#TakeABath by Afstand January 7, 2019

#jakingout

Going off in your own little world when somebody is talking to you, or you are meant to be paying attention to something important.

Particularly in conversation, when being given a lengthy explanation of something but then realizing that you are no longer listening and have to ask them to repeat it.

James: Yo dude, were you listening to anything I just said?
Jake: Sorry man, I was just totally #jakingout could you repeat it?

Flo: My phone keeps not getting any messages through, it's so annoying.
Sarah: Oh my, I can't deal when my phone does that, they call it #jakingout

#jakingout by LIDDON LAD June 10, 2014

#Fakemom

A woman in a relationship with a single father that steps up to the plate to help raise his children in the biological mother's absence.

She's not those kid's mother, but she feeds, bathes, and helps take care of them. She's a #Fakemom!

#Fakemom by mmrailgun June 16, 2018