Skip to main content

#internationalwomensday2012!!!

The single most important day in history. They are simply the ones that led the #KONY2012 movement with their savvy knowledge of social media. Right now, there are no consequences. There will be, but they will rise up and overcome any social or political backlash. With the biggest solar flare in 5 years occurring today, us guys would have to assume they are going to leave this planet for good. Bittersweet symphony. We are going to miss them, kind of. With this, their attributes are going to level up to a magnitude never seen before. This is written at 8:13AM... Keep updating this post with astronomical news!
Women, can't live with them, can't live without them. What are we gonna do when the solar flare occurs? I am lamenting #internationalwomensday2012!!!

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them. They just disappeared!! I knew they were from a different planet as soon as that fuckin solar flare hit!

That damn solar flare and that damn #internationalwomensday2012! My profits been swept underneath the floor!

There were invisible children everywhere! No blood, no screaming, no labour no nothing!! The kids just appeared and they were tied to puppies.

Thanks to #internationalwomensday2012. A woman candidate has not only entered the United States Presidential Race. She has already swept the hearts and minds of the International Public with her charisma, style and faboulousness. She has decided to skip most of the legal and political stuff and get down to the core issues of the American Public, which shoes go with this Super Power Suit she designed herself and distributed 20%off to all the International Women out there!

Most of the secretarial jobs for guys have depleted due to the iPhone and other smart phones.

The solar flare did not knock out the power grid. #womensinternationalday2012! on twitter did.

Valentine's Month, #KONY2012, the Solar Flare. They kept the biggest conspiracy quiet until it was way too late!
#internationalwomensday2012!!! mug front
Get the #internationalwomensday2012!!! mug.
See more merch
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026