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The single most important day in history. They are simply the ones that led the #KONY2012 movement with their savvy knowledge of social media. Right now, there are no consequences. There will be, but they will rise up and overcome any social or political backlash. With the biggest solar flare in 5 years occurring today, us guys would have to assume they are going to leave this planet for good. Bittersweet symphony. We are going to miss them, kind of. With this, their attributes are going to level up to a magnitude never seen before. This is written at 8:13AM... Keep updating this post with astronomical news!
Women, can't live with them, can't live without them. What are we gonna do when the solar flare occurs? I am lamenting #internationalwomensday2012!!!

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them. They just disappeared!! I knew they were from a different planet as soon as that fuckin solar flare hit!

That damn solar flare and that damn #internationalwomensday2012! My profits been swept underneath the floor!

There were invisible children everywhere! No blood, no screaming, no labour no nothing!! The kids just appeared and they were tied to puppies.

Thanks to #internationalwomensday2012. A woman candidate has not only entered the United States Presidential Race. She has already swept the hearts and minds of the International Public with her charisma, style and faboulousness. She has decided to skip most of the legal and political stuff and get down to the core issues of the American Public, which shoes go with this Super Power Suit she designed herself and distributed 20%off to all the International Women out there!

Most of the secretarial jobs for guys have depleted due to the iPhone and other smart phones.

The solar flare did not knock out the power grid. #womensinternationalday2012! on twitter did.

Valentine's Month, #KONY2012, the Solar Flare. They kept the biggest conspiracy quiet until it was way too late!
by c-hat-e March 8, 2012
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A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)
Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.
by c-hat-e December 27, 2012
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Major Breaking News of Comedy/ Drama/ Real Life/ Social Media/ Experience from a show Created by The Good Folks @ The Commercial Drive Company on March 31st 2012.
The Founder of the CDC got arrested for not ordering a coffee on Coffee Corner in Vancouver, and spent a night and jail for doing so.

What the Fuck?

Yeah, talk about a Fucking #saturdaynightambush

You don't believe us?

Google: "I don't like Carmichael Reid" into the Internet
by c-hat-e April 1, 2012
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A girl who sets trends with hashtags.
Check out that #hunny setting trends with every word she says.
by c-hat-e December 13, 2012
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Inspired by the Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.

A smug "feel out" question from our HR department regarding working for free in an extremely demanding, high paced position.
I don't care how much your friends make at google are you willing to work for feel good points or not?!
by c-hat-e October 18, 2012
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SEVERE and prolonged condition of cloudsmug.

descent into satanism is more than likely.

becomes rude and mean.
thoughtless, increased confusion, false spirituality
empty, expensive and inflated adventures
finds a partner to share and create more thundersmug

tries to become productive but cannot see through his/her/their own thundersmug and ultimately lands into undecidedville.

Flashes of birlliance due occur during thundersmug storms. But die out as soon as they realise they are caught up in their own heads. Perspective narrows. Tunnel vision increases which leads to circles of imminent confusion and insanity.
Haven't seen Darrel and Terah in awhile...

They have been under this cloud of thundersmug ever since they got back from that outdoor festival.

I bumped into Devin and Candice. They pretended they didn't know me. Those two have created nothing but thundersmug since they got together.
by c-hat-e January 13, 2012
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A place where haters and borderline #dreamisdemonors live, thrive, network and trade their tips on how to spread, market, and profit/prophet on hating
I passed go and went straight to #haterville. You think Hell is bad...
by c-hat-e November 7, 2012
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