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Hawaiian Punch suprise 

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period
Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

Hawaiian Banana Split 

2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.
Jennifer and Ashley seem to be enjoying Kahuna's Hawaiian Banana Split

hawaiian disease 

His problem is he's got the hawaiian disease

Hawaiian Handshake 

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Philadelphia pancake Philadelphia Fist bump
"we were so exhausted from banging all afternoon all we could muster was the Hawaiian handshake. It felt so good it had her in tears though"
Hawaiian Handshake by CMDR Peaches November 2, 2019

Hawaiian swimming pool 

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.
guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

Hawaiian Meat Stew 

When you drill a hole in a coconut, nutt inside it till it is filled up. Let is sit for a while till maggots and larvae grow.
A sign that the stew is ready is a foul smell and a lumpy thick consistency.
You then crack the coconut open and eat what is inside.
Man, I am preparing a Hawaiian Meat Stew, it's been sitting in my bathroom for 5 weeks now. The smell, is horrific, it's almost ready