3 definitions by Crowdraven87
When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019
2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.
by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019
Middlecare - when you start to worry that the amount of aftercare needed for what you are doing is going to become unrealistic or unattainable so you stop in the process of the action to randomly and uncharacteristically provide your partner with a completely unexpected compliment, gift or reassurance.
"I was tearing into her so bad that I took a break to hand her a flower and remind her that she looks great with no makeup on... After providing the middlecare I assumed that she needed, I proceeded to step on the back of her head, pushing her face back into the wet bowl of dog food while degrading her for not being able to eat with her muzzle on"
by Crowdraven87 November 8, 2021