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1. Royal Hawaiian Islands
Instead of the standard Hawaiian Islands, Royal Hawaiian Islands refers to the act of having doggie-style anal sex in a raw dawg fashion and withdrawing just before orgasm in order to paint the Islands on her back.
I told Sally I just wanted to rub it between her butt cheeks a bit, but when she let me slip inside her A-hole, it totally made me give her a full dose of the Royal Hawaiian Islands all over her back.
2. watufaka
Its da HAWAIIAN slang fo What you fucker..its wat da Hawaiian say wen sumbody is giving dem one dirty look..HAWAIIANS stand up..
For example: if one haole or chamorro was lookin at one moke or big hawaiian wit one dirty look da moke wud say..WATUFAKA..den knock their ass out!
3. Hardcore Hawaiian
A person who has the following traits:
-is hawaiian
-able to eat coconuts and pineapples whole
-pisses hawaiian punch
-shits palm trees
O shit Doug's a hardcore hawaiian, RUN!!!
4. The Hawaiian Punch
A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.
Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"

Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"

Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
5. 15 Hawaiian minutes
indefinite length of time, interminable. Refers to the laid back attitude visitors to the Hawaiian islands experience, and can mean any length of time.
Joe: When will he get here?
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!
6. Elyakim
That sexy hawaiian dude that you always see but never talk to. He's that nerd-bomber without the common attributes of a nerd. Its like the best of both worlds...brains and beauty, what more could one want? Curly jet black hair with an equal balance of luscious brown skin, always encouraging but ever ready to take you out with his extensive vocabulary if need be. A teddy bear by most standards but certainly not a push over. He is not past unleashing his inner blackness so watch out!
7. hawaiian winchester
a sex position which involves the man pouring hawaiian punch on a woman's tits and blowing the hawaiian punch off her tits.
single man - "hey man, how'd your wedding night go?"
married man - "it was great! we tried lots of different things. my favorite was the hawaiian winchester though, because it pleased her tits."
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