Hawaiian

Any resident of of the state of Hawaii
A person who resides within Hawaii part time but pays taxes to the state

Anyone who can count to 20 in Hawaiian and who eats rice with every meal.
Anyone who qualifies for a Kamaiiana card and gets into the zoo for 1/2 off

Oprah Winfrey is a proud Hawaiian because she owns land in Hawaii and was on TV with The Rock asking for donations after the Maui fires.

Hawaiian by HPDHOMOERECTUS March 24, 2026

Hawaiian shirt day 

Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?

Hawaiian shirt day by WilliB April 21, 2013

Hawaiian Hula Hoop 

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

Hawaiian Hula Hoop by Smoovy December 6, 2018

Hawaiian Time 

Employing a Laissez-faire attitude towards matters of punctuality, referencing a commonly held perception of life in Hawaii being inherently relaxed.

"The boss when yell at me for being five minutes late. I told him relax, I stay on Hawaiian Time."

Hawaiian Time by TheTrout June 27, 2014

Hawaiian Shish Kebab 

When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.

Dude she died to the Hawaiian Shish Kebab

Hawaiian Shish Kebab by Rdobby October 25, 2019

Hawaiian Hotbox 

Smoking marijuana in a bathroom with a shower. This is accomplished by letting the shower run on the hottest setting until the mirror steams up. Once this occurs the smokers start smoking and the sweet kushy goodness thickens up the already steamy air with a blast of muggy euphoric fog. once the herb as been exhausted, the smokers usually sit around in the newly created jungle. It is common for the air to get so thick that one cannot see clearly all the way across the room.

The bennefits of hawaiin hotboxing are as follows.

1. It is really fun becasue it creates stimulating atmospheres for all the senses. The thick fog creates a visual experience. The air will typically be visable due to its high water content. It is QUITE wonderful to watch it flowing around the bathroom; one can really gain an appreciation of the states of matter from this. The olfactory side is the delicious smell of that good ol Marry Jane hanging in the air. The taste aspect is covered by taking breaths-slowly! One can always get a mouthful of water vapor if the hotboxing has been done correctly. Sound is distorted and it feels warm and humid.

2. The heat casues one's pores to open up and absorb more marijuana chemicals (hypothetically)

3. One has to keep breathing, and the air is so thick with smoke that one constantly inhales the active chemicals in marijuana that were in every breath of the smokers'.

I love to hawaiian hotbox my universitiy residence's bathrooms at least once a week with my good friends.

Hey man did you hawaiian hotbox the bathroom? Its like a Chronic sauna in there.

Hawaiian Hotbox by Prof. Kushings May 13, 2012

Hawaiian Cream pie 

Hawaiian Cream Pie

was fucking this young native Hawaiian Girl bareback and shot my hot cum into her tight young pussy as I pulled out I saw my hot cum dripping from her pussy making a Hawaiian Cream pie.

Hawaiian Cream pie by Asianpoker January 26, 2022