Crispy

When someone is overly salty to the point that they get crisp on the outside.

Jon “did you hear that Ben kissed yo girl”
Mark “oh hell na, I’m so crispy at ben”

by rpetersen January 13, 2019

Crispy

Means u need mostirising cream

Ur so crispy!

by Lucy1255 May 06, 2019

Crispy

90s Glaswegian slang for homosexual. poofter poof knob-jockeybuftyarse-bandit.

You wannae what? F*ck off you crispy motherf*cker!!!!

by Gargle the buckey April 25, 2020

Crispy

To feel crispy is to feel that feeling when you know you have fucked up or otherwise embarassed yourself. It is not embarassment because it does not have to be something that others would find embarassing. Crispiness is someting only you can feel. You cannot say that someone who has fucked up is feeling crispy unless he tells you that he feels crispy. This definition may only be relevant in Douglasville. Also has nothing to do with dubstep remixes. That would be Chrispy.

*Drops a plate of food.*
"Ahh, I'm feeling a little crispy."

*Makes a 45 on a test.*
"Ahh, I'm feeling pretty crispy."

by ImpellerWedge October 30, 2011

Crispies

leftovers; something unwanted; rejected; crumbs.

Crispie-a person who is leftout or unwanted.; forgotten.

Can I have thoses pretzel crispies?
Look at all those awkward girls... such crispies.
We're the crispies of the team!

by becky t April 27, 2011

Crispy

When someone is slightly irritated and/or salty. It can be used in place of salty to make you sound like a cool kid

I took Riley’s goldfish and she’s super crispy with me now

by mcavieres577 January 13, 2019

Crispy

Also a term used when a person is looking extra shitty one day.

Is that Christy? Damn, what happened she looks crispy today

by Jeffree123456 November 22, 2016