It is like the Kardashian curse only that the jinx is caused by dating or having relations with a Jenner.
Woman: Did you see Blake Griffin hanging out with Kendal Jenner?
Man: Looks like he's getting the Jenner Jinx!
Man: Looks like he's getting the Jenner Jinx!
by Cosmic Doge September 4, 2017
After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013
When you, or somebody else, thinks of something really bad happening to you, and no matter how hard you try, you can't get it out of your head; you think of a totally bogus 100% impossible situation to counteract, or hex it.
1. Johnny was stepping into the shower, then thought of slipping and breaking his neck, quickly, he pictured a clown wearing a speedo kicking him in the face, while he was doing a barrel roll glued to the ceiling; somehow. He then realized "hex the jinx" saved his life.
2. When your hung-over friend crosses the street, you picture an 18-wheeler running him down, so you picture Bob Marley coming out of the sky and picking your friend up and hurling him 50 miles into the air, as you shoot yourself in the head with a desert eagle that shoots baked beans shaped like buggs bunny. And your friend safely crosses the street once you come back to reality.
2. When your hung-over friend crosses the street, you picture an 18-wheeler running him down, so you picture Bob Marley coming out of the sky and picking your friend up and hurling him 50 miles into the air, as you shoot yourself in the head with a desert eagle that shoots baked beans shaped like buggs bunny. And your friend safely crosses the street once you come back to reality.
by JanitorWithAnAxe November 27, 2010
A sigh jinx is when two or more people sigh at the same time, and one person yells Sigh jinx! Thus causing the other sighing members to be rendered silent until their name is said three times in a row.
Sean and Jessica sighed at the same time. Jessica yelled Sigh Jinx! At the top of her lungs rendering Sean silent until she said his name three times.
by galenasmart November 24, 2009
by magicliterati August 27, 2012
by Ya mama ahhh u mad November 29, 2021
When someone (usually a sports commentator) brings up a record/streak before the play, in secret hopes that the player/person/team fails so that someone (usually a sports commentator) can say ‘oh man I jinxed him’
Tom mentioned that the pitcher was fixing to have a perfect game and the next pitch resulted in a home run. Tom is such a jinx whore
by Santos L Harper January 7, 2021