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Cabbage (ka-bij)

a. Adj. Cabbage is what circus midgets smell like. Used to describe a person who smells foul like cabbage. see also Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

b. N. Someone who smell like the fool smelling vegetable with the same name.
a. You are a cabbage person!

b. You're such a cabbage!
cabbage by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
Cabbage (B) Pronucuation Key
n.
1. A vegetable consumed by humans and rodents alike which increases the growth of skin bacteria around the pelvis and urinary region.

2. Somebody who sneaks up on you that you didnt anticipate.
1. I ate some cabbage today alongside with some brustlesprouts.

2. (You turn around and somebody you didn't see before is there)"Whoa, I thought I smelled cabbage".
Cabbage by Steven009 July 8, 2005
Damn!, Cabbage can take a punch!
Cabbage by btjackbeats June 30, 2009
Your loved by everyone, so cool, savage = cabbage
"im the OG cabbage"
Cabbage by thebestest123 January 25, 2017
1: "man u still shaggin winny?"
2: "yeh totally dude bin trawlin her for a year or so now...she's becomin a bit of a cabbage patch kid tho."
1: "you fuck"
cabbage by pirate-core November 2, 2003
Person with a low amount of brain cells, dumb, slow in the head.
"Whens the 5 o'clock bus coming?"

"Wtf!, what a cabbage!"
cabbage by Ezy Garcia December 9, 2007