loaf

1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.

popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"

by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003

Loafed

Someone releasing a fat shit in your mouth while you are asleep.

Guy:1 Holy shit dude someone Loafed in your mouth!
Guy:2 *Mouth full of shit gurgle squish noises*

by BigCoke January 26, 2020

Loafing

A prank originating from Cincinnati, OH loafing is the act of taking a loaf of sliced bread and skewering it on the antenna of a strangers auto-mobile.

It's time that Fiat got a good loafing!

by Queen City Loafers LLC. September 27, 2013

loaf

Irish slang for a head butt.

Shut up or I'll loaf ya!

by Simon Kelly May 2, 2005

loafed

a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.

I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit.

by minminns November 19, 2006

loafing

Standing around asking someone for their things(usually food)

Man#1 give me some chips please
Man#2 Bui, stop loafing dawg. Go get your own stuff

by BOOTS December 2, 2013

Loafing

The act of taking a shit on someone, or in someone's personal belongings such as: Hats, Shoes, Computer Case, Backpack, Stoma, etc.

Hey dude... you wanna go Loafing tonight?

by Howe Feltersnach November 25, 2015