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crenshaw

A word used to describe anything that is off the hook or provokes excitement. Also used to describe something that is done well. Other uses include cren, crenalicious, and crentabulous.
Jamie lost his virginity... It was straight crenshaw.
by Lance June 17, 2006
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precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.
we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.
by lance October 2, 2005
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water

Water, or as Bmorians call it, warter is one of the many words Bmorians like to slangify. Among other words,

Ablance = Ambulance
mil = milk
warshinton = washington
warsh = wash

warter clearly defines a balmorian and what part of balmore they are from... HUN!
GUY: So you goin down to warshinton?
GIRL: Yea, gotta get away from those amblances that are chasin me along side those things that squirt warter.
by Lance May 7, 2005
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biasism

the action of being biased toward certain people even if on a subconscious level
Man bishop and stretch, dialekt and justice allll knew the judges good.. and they were the two wackest teams, yet they had some the best records. I never seen such blatant biasism if that motherfucker is even a word.
by lance December 28, 2007
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Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.
Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise
by lance November 13, 2017
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edgeev

(n.) the funniest person you know

(v.) to say/do/write the funniest thing in the history of all time
Did you see that new Will Ferrell movie? He's edgeev!

Did you read Tim's script? He edgeeved that thing to the max!
by Lance July 9, 2004
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Mortland

The name of a online and console gaming hacker, best known for his attack on Sept 9th 2002 attack on a gaming server known as Phantasy Star Online. The name "Mortland" has no true meaning behind it, allthough translated to "Terre De Mort" in french it means Death Land.
Man i really hate that Mortland Guy.
Mortland sucks, but then again....
by Lance July 10, 2004
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