50 definitions by lance

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Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.
"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."
by lance January 27, 2004
1. Heavy, fuzzed-out, California desert "stoner" rock.
2. The Godfathers of said "stoner" rock.
3. Highly influential band that only people of discerning taste ever had the pleasure of hearing.
4. Spawned many a band after their dissolution: Fu Manchu, Sloburn, Mondo Generator, Unida, Like Hell, Queens of the Stone Age, to name a VERY few.
Kyuss' music came thundering down upon us like the mighty Thor's hammer.
by Lance January 28, 2004
maybe the hottest guy to ever walk the planet i would do him so many times i love his sexy body i wish his huge thing would go in me
Brant has a huge slong
by lance March 01, 2005
an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.
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by Lance January 06, 2004
1. One who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
1. “You should bleach your hair. It’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “Ok”

2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”
by Lance April 16, 2004
noun.the secretions of the vagina
After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.
by lance January 19, 2005
When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank
it is not a good smell...
by lance January 21, 2005
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