lance's definitions

gackt

An enormously good-looking, gorgeous, eccentric, ingenius Japanese musician and performer whose reputation with anime otaku and video game geeks in general has been sullied by their belief that he is just a pop icon. Oh yeah, and his fan base consists entirely of girls, gay/bi guys, and me.

(Pronounced "Ga-ku-to")

"Isn't Gackt just adorable in the Malice Mizer Bel Air PV?"

by Lance August 19, 2003

Bwunk

A variant on bwnt. Used almost exclusively by Jedi Academy players on Jawascript server.

S3n@t0r Cicero: Bwnt.
Obi-Wan: Bwack.
Zaxo: Bwunk.

by Lance May 27, 2004

hoobastank

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank

it is not a good smell...

by lance January 21, 2005

merican

an immigrant that has adapted to most aspects of American life, but still cannot come off to others as a native-born American.

"You think everyone likes you, but you'll always be just a merican in my eyes."

by Lance November 24, 2003

Shamerble de gurble

A word said when either stoned or drunk. Usually stated when you are happy with a slur. from the foundings of friends.

shamerble? shamerble de gurble

by Lance January 5, 2005

Kyuss

1. Heavy, fuzzed-out, California desert "stoner" rock.
2. The Godfathers of said "stoner" rock.
3. Highly influential band that only people of discerning taste ever had the pleasure of hearing.
4. Spawned many a band after their dissolution: Fu Manchu, Sloburn, Mondo Generator, Unida, Like Hell, Queens of the Stone Age, to name a VERY few.

Kyuss' music came thundering down upon us like the mighty Thor's hammer.

by Lance January 28, 2004

pedofile

A person that is physically or mentally attracted to people of a much younger age. Often viewed as innapropriate and flat out discusting

My 18 year old buddy dates a 13 year old girl. That nasty ass pedophile.

by Lance February 5, 2005