lance's definitions

yo hick

noun. a country bumpkin who is a wanna be gangster

That yo hick, with all the bling-bling, sure has a thick southern accent

by lance January 19, 2005

Shamerble de gurble

A word said when either stoned or drunk. Usually stated when you are happy with a slur. from the foundings of friends.

shamerble? shamerble de gurble

by Lance January 5, 2005

pedofile

A person that is physically or mentally attracted to people of a much younger age. Often viewed as innapropriate and flat out discusting

My 18 year old buddy dates a 13 year old girl. That nasty ass pedophile.

by Lance February 5, 2005

Kyuss

1. Heavy, fuzzed-out, California desert "stoner" rock.
2. The Godfathers of said "stoner" rock.
3. Highly influential band that only people of discerning taste ever had the pleasure of hearing.
4. Spawned many a band after their dissolution: Fu Manchu, Sloburn, Mondo Generator, Unida, Like Hell, Queens of the Stone Age, to name a VERY few.

Kyuss' music came thundering down upon us like the mighty Thor's hammer.

by Lance January 28, 2004

shiznazer

A person who farts at inaproprate times
and shits his pants sometimes it is a friend

get the fuck off me you shiznazer

by lance October 22, 2004

Freaky Nebula

Horrible offspring of Dirty Red Wheeler. Dirty red wheeler was misheard by Lance and interpreted as Freaky Nebula

"You dirty red wheeler!"
"What, freaky nebula?"

by Lance October 27, 2003

gackt

An enormously good-looking, gorgeous, eccentric, ingenius Japanese musician and performer whose reputation with anime otaku and video game geeks in general has been sullied by their belief that he is just a pop icon. Oh yeah, and his fan base consists entirely of girls, gay/bi guys, and me.

(Pronounced "Ga-ku-to")

"Isn't Gackt just adorable in the Malice Mizer Bel Air PV?"

by Lance August 19, 2003