Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

crack ass

1. somebody who is addicted to crack
2. somebody who blazed that shit up every day
3. my friend Noah who failed no nut November already

1. bruh you're such crack ass you need a new set of teeth
2. someone: did you see Charles he was blazing that shit up me: oh yeah what a crack ass
3. Noah: thank god I nutted before November i did it last night. me: last night is was the 1st. Noah: shit...=';l,mn

by thiswebsitedeservestobetermina November 2, 2020

crack ass

When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.

I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.

by Mah-ree November 11, 2005

cracked ass

A reamed anus. See crack your ass

SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Crack ass

Verb -to haul ass
Adjective- another term for "fuck"

Noun- a crack head

That concert was crack ass!

You crack ass!

I need to crack ass on homework.

by Seventeenthedition January 15, 2015

crack ass ho

A woman, void of any perceivable moral conduct or code, who feeds her crack habit by tossing her drug dealer's salad (i.e. eating his ass), and occasionally sells her body/ass for profit whilst intoxicated

Not only has that bitch Sally popped out four kids, but also she's one helluva crack ass ho.

by Quentin September 20, 2003

crack ass hairline

When a niggas hairline is so fucked up that it looks like graph lines from an earthquake and uneven and simply a reflection of a bad barber

Ex:Tyrone:That nigga lookin' like he got lined up with a plastic spoon with that crack ass hairline

by NIGGA TERMS April 22, 2016