Bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar

dating a closeted gay man

Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”

Bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar by 467877fdfg March 29, 2018

second-wind bachelorette 

A woman who has ended the relationship with her marital partner and has found that life outside of marriage can be much more fulfilling.

That Amanda, I know it was hard to do at first but it looks like she’s really grown into enjoying life on her own terms; she’s really come into herself as a second-wind bachelorette.

second-wind bachelorette by Adjective_AF June 29, 2020

Bahemoth 

A new ride arriving in 2008 at Paramount Canada's Wonderland. It's going to be the fastest, tallest, longest ride in Canada. I can't wait to ride it next year!

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Bahemoth by annaVICIOUS October 21, 2007

Bachelorette 

A feminine form of the word bachelor. Really just a synonym for 'spinster' but a TV series called 'The Spinster' sounds a whole lot less attractive because of the implication that an older unmarried woman must be damaged goods.

I watch The Bachelorette to convince myself that even beautiful women can be as single and desperate as me.

Bachelorette by Ajdbxisnsbcnfe October 18, 2018

Bashey 

wtfuck is a bashey, a bashey is a little man with a little head but a massive attitude, his diet consists of human or hippo feces and or old man cock, he also loves little girls and their feces,

oh look my brother is being a basheys wot a cunt m8

Bashey by bazzley\ June 27, 2018

Batchelor High-Five 

When you find a girl a girl, grab her boob, and when she goes to slap you, you high five her.

Dude, Shane gave that girl a Batchelor High-Five last night and now they are dating!

Batchelor High-Five by Punkaboo October 18, 2011

Confirmed Bachelor 

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

Confirmed Bachelor by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020