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1.
Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.
Khold's mother.
by DM January 09, 2004
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2.
a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry.
Note* A woman who never enters marriage contract is so smart.
"Spinster means a woman who can stand independently and doesn't need a man for her life"
by Ebonii March 14, 2008
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3.
A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan
I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.
by Kurteos027 July 31, 2013
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4.
A woman who kept on believing in fairytale-like love stories for too long.
my ( spinster ) chemistry teacher
by aeredna November 15, 2009
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5.
(n.) He-who-must-attend-spinning-class-regularly
The gym was largely populated by spinsters.
by salmonsunglasses July 16, 2011
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6.
A woman once she hits the big 3-0 & is still single...never been married, no kids. Usually blames her career for the fact that no guy wants her.
yeah, she's a spinster. She couldn't even get a man to marry her in her 20's, so good luck now!
by JustinK80 March 29, 2011
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7.
1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.
"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night"
by cha cha cougar October 23, 2009
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