A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.
Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"
Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"
Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"
Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"
Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"
Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
by MikeyG4753 July 4, 2013
The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.
The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
Member1: I'm feeling happy today.
Moderator: Yay!
Member2: WTF did you mean by that?
Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
Moderator: Yay!
Member2: WTF did you mean by that?
Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
by Dawn Coyote June 17, 2008
The name of the team that South Eastern Conference fans root for in Bowl Games. The SEC Aardvarks are unanimously praised and their fans can often be heard chanting SEC! SEC! SEC! at any game which their beloved Aardvarks play.
SEC Aardvark fans have an innate ability to put their differences aside and actually root for their rivals to have more success than their own teams because rooting for the SEC Aardvarks as a whole is more important than their individual team. Often times Aardvark fans will make general statements that any team in the SEC is greater by their association. These are often butthurt fans of Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn, and Miss State who have been riding the coattails of the Elite programs in the conference for a decade.
SEC Aardvarks fans are often known to having an inferiority complex issue. The thought of not being the best scares them endlessly and allows them to justify some of their program's illicit behavior.
SEC Aardvark fans have an innate ability to put their differences aside and actually root for their rivals to have more success than their own teams because rooting for the SEC Aardvarks as a whole is more important than their individual team. Often times Aardvark fans will make general statements that any team in the SEC is greater by their association. These are often butthurt fans of Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn, and Miss State who have been riding the coattails of the Elite programs in the conference for a decade.
SEC Aardvarks fans are often known to having an inferiority complex issue. The thought of not being the best scares them endlessly and allows them to justify some of their program's illicit behavior.
Mike: "Hey, I thought you hated Auburn?"
Kyle: "Yeah, but you know I got to root for them?"
Mike: "You would openly root for your rival to win the National Championship, something your team could not?"
Kyle: "Well, I'm really a SEC Aardvarks fan"
Kyle: "Yeah, but you know I got to root for them?"
Mike: "You would openly root for your rival to win the National Championship, something your team could not?"
Kyle: "Well, I'm really a SEC Aardvarks fan"
by Kale Oricus January 7, 2011
While performing vigorous oral sex on a woman, you miss and slide your tongue up her ass, the giver becoming the angry aardvark
by James Rogers April 27, 2007
Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.
"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.
Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.
Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!
Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.
Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!
Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 9, 2012
The act of finishing the act of fellatio by quickly placing the orifice of one's penis in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.
Girl 1: So, how did that date go last night?
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
by TheGoodReverend June 13, 2010
An uncircumcised cock.
by Johnboy January 3, 2005