inkblot 

A poorly applied or ugly tattoo.

She's hot, despite the inkblot.

inkblot by Dick S. November 20, 2007

Donkey inkblot 

When you stick a pen in your partner's asshole and then punch it. Immediately after fuck their asshole until the pen starts to leak profusely.

Jim: Man, I haven't washed even after last nights donkey inkblot

Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk

Donkey inkblot by Raymond P. Purvis January 17, 2011

inkbottom 

The unsightly bottom stains aquired by accidentaly planting one's posterior on a faulty pen or ink-using device.

Hehe, you got an inkbottom.

inkbottom by stiastyles June 20, 2007

Ink Blot Effect 

When one makes a bowel movement and stands up before wiping; thus, creating an image inbetween one's buttocks similar to that of the Rorschach Ink Blot Test.

Monroe made his ink blot effect concrete when he pulled up his pants and sat back down again.

Billy commercialized his ink blot effect when he headed to the copy machine afterwards and made 100 copies to sell to a psychologist.

Ink Blot Effect by A. Cat Kaufing John October 5, 2009

Ink Blot 

When you stand up on the shitter before you wipe. The shit then is pressed between your ass cheeks thus giving the ink blot effect. When you wipe, it makes the same pattern on both sides of the toilet paper.

Dude, check out the pattern on the toilet paper from the ink blot effect I got when you knocked on the door!

Ink Blot by JTWUSMC October 19, 2010

Inkblotting 

To interpret an ambiguous situation in a way clearly driven by one's own beliefs, with a completely unjustified level of confidence. (Based on the inkblot test, also know as the Rorschach Test, in which an ambiguous ink blot is described by a patient, which aims to reveal content in the patient's subconscious that is nowhere in the actual picture shown to them.)

She declined a second date after the first one didn't go well - you were late, the restaurant wasn't so good, and you didn't really "click" - and you're 100% sure it's because you're overweight? Dude, you're inkblotting.

Inkblotting by thoughtcube April 21, 2014