Top Definition
A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.
Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
by MikeyG4753 July 04, 2013

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