shlong gong

an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her

When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

Fisted Gongs

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran

Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.

by FurykFever October 9, 2018

gong yoo

a korean actor that is good looking.btw the drama goblin aka guardian is very good i recommend it.

did you see gong yoo in goblin?

by iwatchtoomanykdramashelpme October 11, 2020

honk gong

A misspelling of the word Hong Kong, the special administrative region of China, surrounded by Guang Dong, and one of the two most known regions of China to outsiders, along with the capital, Beijing. Most notably known from discord YouTuber isaacwhy. In the video: "We downloaded a knock-off chinese discord" at 8:32, isaacwhy misspells the word, triggering some laughter from him and his friends, he quickly corrects the mistake as he notices he spelled it wrong, even saying to his friends that he forgot how to spell it, but the other people in the server already noticed and as the camera zooms in we can see a Chinese user simply responding with a question mark, clearly confused at what he wrote before he corrects it. It’s a known fact that people born in the People’s Republic of China possess very little to no English knowledge, as such they cannot properly communicate with outsiders like Isaac and co. who do not know Chinese. There is also a limited number of English content on the Chinese intranet and little to no information about the world outside of mainland China as the Republic does not want people to find out about how the people outside live their lives as that could start a rebellion that the republic would not be able to contain if enough people joined in, or if all or most of the protectors like the police and other military forces were to join the rebellion. isaacwhy also goes on to make somewhat racist jokes and only speaking in English.

Best match: where are you from?
isaacwhy: china, you?
isaacwhy: honk gong
Wicked: ?
isaacwhy: oops*** hong kong

by Mikkebak February 3, 2022

Bipping the gong

When you smack the gong like you smack your kids.

"Bro dudeskie I'm going to go Bipping the gong wanna come"

by Razorscooter420 March 31, 2020

gong show

Actions that show, create, or contribute to a sloppy, drunken mess.

Andy: "Dude! Look at all those fucking cars- I'm never gonna find mine."

Alex: "We shoulda parked closer to the bar. FUCK."

Brandon: "Focus guys we didn't drive. We took the ferry."

Sober people watching: "What a gong show."

by Aubs1 August 8, 2006

gong show

An event marred by confusion,ineptitude,and shenanigens.

Fuck dude, we got Creepy to try to record some of our shit, it turned into a two week gong show.

by The Gargler March 20, 2004