Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.
Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
by gamerking60 November 20, 2007
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A sex position in which a man's butthole is spread open 7 inches and 2 raccoons are inserted.
I had a good jiggle fump with Jerry last night and we spent the entire night in the ER.
by FumpDaddy November 6, 2019
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This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.
by Telephony November 5, 2020
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a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.
Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.
by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003
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a Fump is when a furry humps you
Girl: DONT FUMP MEH!!!
Furry: I'm not gonna fump you imma fump her
Other Girl: Oh yeah
by fump_man April 24, 2011
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1) When 2 lesbian midgets fuck while both simultaneously on their periods.

Gorrest= the most gorey
Fump= midget sex
"Life is like a box of bloody midget sex..."

- Gorrest Fump.
by foresthump November 5, 2013
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When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.
After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.
by dailybragger January 3, 2012
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