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this is an activity where someone takes a bath and farts in the tub to make little fart bubbles. now the creative part. the person performing this activity tries to bite the fart bubbles before they pop.
oh shit man, taking baths used to be boring. now i get my fun by fumping in the tub.
by rammsteinfreak March 16, 2009
Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear
A young man planned to fump his pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.
by Introvertedcookie1 October 05, 2015
When you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you EXPLODE and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.
guy 1: "Man that was loud!"

guy 2:"Yea, I fumped like a motha' fucka'!"
by RandomRiceCake March 14, 2011
Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear.
Tony planned to fump his Mickey Mouse pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
Tony fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
Tony's parents confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.
by Introvertedcookie September 27, 2015
A dance where one person gets on the floor and does push-ups, while another person gets on top of them and humps to the "Jump In!" soundtrack; an alternate to the word "fuck".
Ex1:Man, me and Chealsea fumped so hard last night!
Ex2: Well fump you!
by Twerkinonluigi69 February 21, 2014
a man who smells women bicycle seats.
that guy is the biggest fump ever.
by cjaygreen December 02, 2011
To give affection to your pet or another person with your foot.
Usually when you are too lazy to reach down and pet your kitty, you'll fump her instead, using your feet to stroke her fur.

I am fumping the doggy.
by Beyond exodus November 12, 2011

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