Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.
Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!