Putt-Fucking

(Verb), To Expend Huge Amounts Of Energy Over Massive Amounts Of Time Without The Gain Of Any Useful Results.

Fred: "Oh, Where's Deanna?"
Alex: "She's Out Putt-Fucking Around In The Parking Lot."

by Caleb Ashby January 19, 2009

Putt Wee

A word used to fill space in a sentence, or a silence
no exact definition, but it is fun as hell to say
just say out loud once, you'll be hooked

person 1: Yesterday I ate a delicious melon...
person 2: Putt Wee!
person 1: That comment added nothing to the conversation, but it sounded funny...

by Forgis McFludge May 18, 2006

Butt Putt

The insertion of a golf putter handle into one's anus. You then stand over the ball and wiggle your hips to hit the ball towards the hole. First one to sink it wins the hole.

"I got shit all over the handle of my putter from when we played butt putt last week."

by MyVeinyMeat November 16, 2020

Chip and Putt

Gay shit Dylan would do

I heard Dylan might be interested in some Chip and Putt later if you're down.

by TheFratHouse April 14, 2018

mini putt

A popular, addicting game on the internet. A mini golf course with different obstacles. Any socre below 26 is respoectable

Dang! My ball didn't go through the windmill so now my score is a 27 on the 14th hole. That is most certainly not a respactable score in mini putt!

by Matt1234313 February 28, 2007

poo putt

"Poo put" Is some one with stains on their shoes. Normaly brown stains

Clean you're dirty ass shoes poo putt

by kay-shlay August 30, 2007

Putt Slut

female's who tender to the needs of golfers. similar to puck slut and laxstitue.

After shooting a birdie on the 18th of the final round to win the tourney, putt sluts were waiting for me in the clubhouse

by colonel dirty sanches April 10, 2011