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(Verb), To Expend Huge Amounts Of Energy Over Massive Amounts Of Time Without The Gain Of Any Useful Results.
Fred: "Oh, Where's Deanna?"
Alex: "She's Out Putt-Fucking Around In The Parking Lot."
by Caleb Ashby January 19, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To engage in sexual intercourse in or around a mini golf "windmill."
Bart Simpson was conceived as a result of putt-fucking.
by Short Editor May 12, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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