officer material 

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.

He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.

officer material by Edword July 31, 2006

Correctional Officer 

Correctional officers are responsible for the custody, care and supervision of offenders in a prison or correctional institution.

Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.

Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.

Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.

Correctional Officer by Moe July 13, 2003

officespace 

(v)To destroy something, especially if it has been an annoyance to you. Inspired by the movie Officespace.

Man, you wanna come help me officespace this old printer? It has been giving me problems for years!

officespace by Traldan May 8, 2005

Officer Flippers

southern teacher, generally found in New England Band Rooms, enjoys giving detentions and licking grundles, often found dressed in weird clothes. Goes also by Jamal.

Chris: Officer Flippers, can I go get a drink?
Officer Flippers: Now yal just shush Chris
(Everybody laughs)

Officer Flippers by GrundleFudgeMan12345 March 18, 2010

Merchant Marine Officer 

Licensed professional seafarers who work in either the deck or engine departments of Merchant Vessels. They ascend to these positions based on either Maritime College educations, or less commonly through time served and advancements 'up the hawsepipe' through testing.

Deck officers: 3RD Mate (primarily safety officer), 2ND Mate (primarily navigations officer, Chief Mate (supervisor), and Captain (overall command of vessel and personnel)

Engine Officers: 3RD Assistant Engineer, 2ND Assistant Engineer, 1ST Assistant Engineer, and Chief Engineer (in charge of entire engine room and shipboard mechanical/electrical components)

(NOTE: Steward's Department does not consist of any officers, all personnel in this department are unlicensed but certain Stewards carry more authority than others.)

Before becoming a vessel operations manager, Brian sailed as a Merchant Marine officer with Moore McCormack Lines.

Merchant Marine Officer by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

officer nasty 

when a kid bends over while laughing and spreads his ass cheeks. putting a very unpleasant aroma in the air.

officer nasty

officer nasty by p1u23 October 16, 2009

Officer Bob 

Any lowlife officer who has nothing better to do but to hunt your ass down and give you tickets when he/she feels like it. (Usually a male officer)

Fuck man, that Officer Bob just gave me a fuckin' ticket for no good reason.

Officer Bob by the_nTIMiD8R October 17, 2006