Cracker

Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.

Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.

Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.

by Edword August 04, 2006

bad eye

To bad eye something is to stare at it with great interest. To scope it out, look it over closely, check it out.

She's a really classy looking lady. Yeah,tell me about it.I was really putting the bad eye on her.

by Edword August 05, 2006

quibbling

Quibbling is lying or avoiding the truth by trying to avoid the issue or dancing around the question by pretening not to understand it or arguing over semantics.

Okay Abe, did you chop down that cherry tree or not? Um, which tree? Could you define the word "chop"? You know what I'm asking, now stop quibbling and answer the question.

by Edword July 31, 2006

pod person

Someone who mindlessly goes along with the official dogma or party line. One who never questions ideas or statements or thinks for themselves preferring to passively absorb ready made sound bites and pre-digested ideas.

Since he became a born again christian he's turned into a real pod person. Next he'll be chanting and burning incense.

by Edword July 31, 2006

gung ho

Really insanely enthusiastic about a task, sport, hobby etc.

I like my work but I'm not too gung ho about putting in all that overtime. Eight hours a day is enough. After that my brain is toast.

by Edword July 31, 2006

selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.

I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.

by Edword July 31, 2006

banjo butt

A term used to describe a woman who has a slender back and a narrow waist but has unusally wide hips and out of proportion to the rest of her body.

She's cute but she's got a real banjo butt crammed into those jeans.

by Edword August 02, 2006