Edword's definitions
A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.
He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the officer materialmug. Someone who mindlessly goes along with the official dogma or party line. One who never questions ideas or statements or thinks for themselves preferring to passively absorb ready made sound bites and pre-digested ideas.
Since he became a born again christian he's turned into a real pod person. Next he'll be chanting and burning incense.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the pod personmug. A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.
She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the prick teasermug. Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.
Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.
Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.
Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.
by Edword August 4, 2006
Get the Crackermug. To bad eye something is to stare at it with great interest. To scope it out, look it over closely, check it out.
by Edword August 5, 2006
Get the bad eyemug. I like my work but I'm not too gung ho about putting in all that overtime. Eight hours a day is enough. After that my brain is toast.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the gung homug. Joking refernce to one of the characters on the television cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle. May be used to refer satiricly to one's boss or some other authority figure or someone who is in a leadership role.
I don't necessarily need to lead this hike. You can be fearless leader for a change,it's fine with me.
by Edword August 2, 2006
Get the fearless leadermug.