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A case to store dead batteries.
"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
by Daniel Munro May 06, 2005
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When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.
My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.
by Andrew Malfe August 06, 2007
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A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.
The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.
by dempire August 18, 2006
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A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.
Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody
by dadathemagic March 23, 2004
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A slang term for "breasts", derived from the act of flashing, often practiced by women.
Katie: Your flashlights are underdeveloped.
Shelley: Gee, Thanks.
by Shalleigh February 02, 2010
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A Flashlight Makes It Alot Crisper clear Cleaner And Crystal Like Clear Like Saranwrap You S.O What?
by Hollenhammer March 04, 2005
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Term used for a man's penis when you like to be secretive.

An inside word to your lover that signifies your penis.
"ouch! hey, you just hit my flashling."

"oh dang! you turned on my flashlight (;"

by Carebear21 July 10, 2008
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