Monty

Slang term for over weight female

"come on man, hook up with tha monty... take one for the team"

by Sophisto July 6, 2006

Monty

Monty - (Mon-Tee)

Def. - someone who is very stubborn and doesn't like to follow tasks correctly all the way, and occassionally plays by his rules

Wow that kid just broke a vase...What a Monty.

by approvedOcelot August 27, 2019

Monty

the act of spilling food or drink on another individual.

(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)

The waiter spills your drink on you and your friend says, "the waiter pulled a monty"

You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"

by mightyacorn January 14, 2010

Monty

A dog, typically three legged, very clumsy with a long tounge that sticks out all the time. Usually prone to injury.

Wow look at that monty, he just fell off the curb!

by Lyndsey8 February 5, 2010

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew March 13, 2004

Monty

A lifeless person who does not care for anything but himself, he is very picky and disagrees with everything that isn’t his own. Stay away from Monty because he’s a cunt.

Monty over there is a prick, stay away

by Archieisthebest January 15, 2020

Montie

Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.

Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..

by DAVVEEEEEE January 8, 2009