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an extraordinary being amongst us mere mortals

half robot half human

a term used 2 humiliate someone

a term used 2 replace the word sex

a swear word

a GPS device

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks? shev

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man? shev

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHEV!
Right On!

They say this cat Shev is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shev.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman..

shev
"you're shev"

"you're shevd"

"lets make shev tonight"

"shev's yard part 1, 2, 3"
by SHEV D May 14, 2007
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something to describe a gorgeous girl

its an adaption on sheya from waynes world
girl walks pass, u say to friend "shev", to agree he replys "shev"
by DaveKilledKenny April 29, 2004
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the part of a woman's anatomy where the hair triangle exists--if not shaved or shaped--forming a "V" as her hip dip goes down to the "mons veneris"
Becky, if you plan to wear that little bikini, I suggest you get some wax work on your She-V. 'Girl needs some work done.
by Holly M S June 29, 2010
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Shev (n) - one who spills food upon themselves.
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.

(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
Dude, you just sheved. Here is a stain removing wipe to get the green chili off of your tie.

Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.

Dangit! That joke made me shev!
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
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To spill food on yourself while eating, especially in the company of others at inopportune times!
Daniel did a shev and ended up with spaghetti stains on his white shirt while taking his boss out to dinner.
by Shev'sMom January 13, 2010
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