4 definitions by mightyacorn
the act of spilling food or drink on another individual.
(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)
(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)
The waiter spills your drink on you and your friend says, "the waiter pulled a monty"
You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"
You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
Shev (n) - one who spills food upon themselves.
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.
(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.
(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
Dude, you just sheved. Here is a stain removing wipe to get the green chili off of your tie.
Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.
Dangit! That joke made me shev!
Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.
Dangit! That joke made me shev!
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
the act of having sex.
Sex was seen as entry #22 of a list on relationship building strategies. Many wondered why it was not #1.
Alone is 11.
twice is 44.
44 has also been used to mention the act of 22 with 4 or more consenting adults.
Sex was seen as entry #22 of a list on relationship building strategies. Many wondered why it was not #1.
Alone is 11.
twice is 44.
44 has also been used to mention the act of 22 with 4 or more consenting adults.
Hey honey, let's put the kids to bed and go have some 22.
This party is getting dull, let's slip away into a dark corner for some 22.
Do you want to see if that couple over there wants to 44?
This party is getting dull, let's slip away into a dark corner for some 22.
Do you want to see if that couple over there wants to 44?
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
when your erratic driving causes your passengers to spill food upon themselves
began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty
Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty
Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010