FML

An acronym for 'fix my leg'.

I just tripped down 45 flights of stairs. FML.

by It's Over 9000! June 2, 2010

FML

FML means Feed My Lama

Zoo Keeper - Oops! I forgot to feed the lama in the petting zoo, FML
Worker - O.K then boss

by Sbubpy December 23, 2010

FML

Feeling Mighty Lousy

I was backing out of my driveway, and I ran over my cat... FML

by Edna Thompson August 21, 2009

FML

For My Logan

My mom said she got a new phone FML.

by IMadeGod June 3, 2017

FML

Fuck My Life

I've got GCSEs this week FML

by TrojianHorse May 21, 2017

FML

Fuck My Life.

Omg Fml Right now.

by LegalYiff October 7, 2016

FML

acronym for fuck my life

"Hey, that creepy guy is staring at you again."
"ugh. FML."

"Hey, did you study for the big test?"
"No, FML."

by cantstoptherain December 22, 2008