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Bumping Castles 

When two dudes bump there erect cocks into each other.
Hey Tommy later after we snort some crack. Do you want to try bumping castles? Yes Mark! But only if I can dock your hard cock! (see docking)

All hat and no cattle

A slang phrase from the Southwestern United States, indicating a person is more image or projection than actual substance.
It is probably derived from the region's contempt for people who are not cowboys or ranchers but who try to mimic the frontiersman image through superficial adoption of the region's folkways.
President Bush's new tax plan is supposed to help the struggling middle class and revitalize the stock market. However, closer analysis reveals that he's just all hat and no cattle.

Crooks and Castles 

Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.
I saved 20% off on Crooks and Castles clothing on Karmaloop by using repcode AN24457!!
Crooks and Castles by loscoches January 5, 2009

White Castles

This is the proper way to refer to the place where all your tiny square shaped burgers are made. Those in the St. Louis area (but also some parts of Detroit) refer to the beloved fast food chain with a plural ending (even though the company name is singular). Thoughts are that the term originated in areas like North County where the restuarants are so prevalent that you can say I'm going to 'White Castles' and literally mean multiple stores because there are ones on every corner. Some refute the plural endings, but those belly bomber lovers out there know the truth.
I'm finna drive till I find a White Castles and get two double cheese and a coke and orange mix.

Cattleclysm 

A sales event of epic proportion at any fast food restaurant that primarily supplies a large quantity of hamburgers to the general public.
Bring the whole family down to the Burger Trap, where all month long it’s a Cattleclysm!
Cattleclysm by killvex October 7, 2010

cattle duffer 

One who alters the brand on cattle and steals them; a cattle thief who ‘duffs’ the cattle by altering the brand.
10 years ago, we were just a couple of cattle duffers.
cattle duffer by szaki March 5, 2012