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refers to colorguard. called cattleguard when the majority of the girls on it are fat.
Michael made Carolanne cry when he made a cattleguard joke.
by Emphasis July 10, 2008

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A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.
I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.
by MrFreeman88 March 08, 2004

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