1. Uh oh, a The Can is coming to my
base! I need to surrender! SURRENDER! It isn't working! AHHHHH!
2. Bob: Hey Kenthar, I need to use The Can. Where is it.
Kenthar: Next The Can - 5
miles south, sucka!
3. He shoots! *throws a balled-up piece of
paper at The Can* He scores!