One of the most epic and amazing things you can possibly do as a young child is make a couch fort. A typical couch fort consists mainly of blankets and cushions, but if you really want to get shit real, chairs can be used. Access to a couch fort is pretty much impossible if you didn't take part in it's construction, as the inhabitants will tend to defend it well. Sadly, couch forts have a relatively short life-span, because at some point a parent or older sibling will demand to know why the fuck the couches have been stripped of their cushions, and will proceed to swiftly destroy the couch fort and re-construct the living room.
John and Ted spent almost 2 hours building their 4-roomed couch fort, and enjoyed it for the best part of 10 minutes before their parents kicked it down.
An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.
Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"
Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"
Word used as an exclamation of utter confusion, or as an expression of shock at a story/image/whatever.
'Wut' is also acceptable, although it is more commonly used by pot smokers when they don't know what the fuck is going on
Guy #1- '...and then she pooped it all out'
Guy #2- 'WAT'