blog 

A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.

head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next

blog by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

blog 

n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.

Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*

*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.

source: http://tinyurl.com/yaojes

blog by corkinthewater November 7, 2008

blog 

Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.

Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM

blog by R April 26, 2006

blog 

A word that can be used to mean anything.
Especially useful when used as a substitute for a profanity.

Blogg off you loser.
Get Blogged.
What a Blogg.

blog by chenzo September 17, 2008

blog 

To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.

Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.

"Stop me if I'm blogging..."

"Mike's so boring, he's such a blogger."

blog by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006

blog 

Shortening of web log.
Can be used intelligently, as in sharing of political views, discussion of social issues, or posts of writing to be overviewed by readers.
But mostly used by preteens and teens to whine about their bland, shitty life, and actually think that people care.

Person: I have a blog, it's my online diary.
Me: I don't want to hear you whine about your bland, shitty, boring, monotonous life.

blog by Cheyenne. Yup. June 24, 2005

blog 

Short for "web log," it is basically an online journal, used for a variety of purposes.

Of course, there are some assholes who believe that anyone with a blog is automatically a goth/emo loser who has a 98% chance of killing him or her self, or will use their blog to write about pointless things like every detail of their lives. I own a few blogs, but I'm not THAT depressed, and I only post about events or thoughts that would interest viewers.

<gs68> Okay, that accident scared the hell out of me. Gonna write about it in my blog.
<Some guy> You have a blog? You're gay.
<gs68> stfu n00b

blog by gs68 March 28, 2005