| 1. | Homer Commentary | ||
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When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics. (5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots... Homer Commentary: MISS IT! Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96! Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it. |
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| 2. | blob by blob commentary | ||
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sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan. "and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"
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| 3. | spanish commentary | ||
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The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored. Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL' |
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| 4. | SMod | ||
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Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan. Terry: Dude, did you listen to the new SModcast?
Jake: Hells yes dude...I fuckin love SMod! Terry: What do you mean, SMod? Jake: Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan. |
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| 5. | SMod | ||
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Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to movies/television dramas about Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan. Terry: Dude, did you listen to the new SModcast?
Jake: Hells yes dude...I fuckin love SMod! Terry: What do you mean, SMod? Jake: Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to movies/television dramas about Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan. |
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| 6. | Retcom | ||
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Short for "Retroactive Commentary," Retcom is derived from retcon, or "retroactive continuity." Retcom refers to any situation where a movie, book, or other form of entertainment was initially made purely for entertainment purposes, and social commentary has since been added by the producers or audience. Critical review and some of Romero's later statements aside, Night of the Living Dead wasn't meant to have any sort of major commentary on race relations - it just happened that the friend Romero picked to play Ben was black, it wasn't in the script. It's pure retcom.
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| 7. | Coital Commentator | ||
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(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance (a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus (2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly "The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great." "It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me." |
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