Textual dysfunction

When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.
*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.
by alison11 April 29, 2009
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Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
by Railin' October 03, 2008
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Penile Dysfunction

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.
by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010
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Dysfunctional Family

A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.
Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"
by LeesusFreak February 07, 2010
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Erectile Dysfunction

I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see
by Spook404 January 30, 2020
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connectile dysfunction

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.
You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.
by carmelatrix February 07, 2007
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