Coot 

Someone who is a pain in the ass or does something retarted.

Leah, you stupid coot!!

Coot by Danyell V December 11, 2006

coot 

Another way to say cute, mostly used in IRC and Role Play.

1> *pounces* Hiya
2> *Rubs his paw down his cheek* Hi ^^
1> *noses up and smiles, taking the paw on his mouth and playfully nibbles*
3> omg coot ^^

coot by Ruakuu December 11, 2006

coot 

Someone who smokes, doesn't take a shower, doesn't shave, has long hair, and usually lives on the other side of the tracks.

Look at those coots over there smoking and working on that broke down Nova when they should be in school.

coot by jackbrown May 25, 2009

coot 

Something that is defined as the best there is.

That car is the coot.

coot by Pauly Wattaz August 1, 2007

Coot 

Noun. A good looking girl

That is some coot over there

Coot by DocLove December 11, 2006

coot 

(slang)- of great shock value.

See definition #8

Commonly used in conjunction with "dang" and "night" for more emotional emphasis.

8 Dollars? Coot night that's like a dollar an hour!

(after taking a shot of liquor) Coooooooooooot dang that hits hard!

Cooooooooooooot night that cop is pulling me over!

Coooooooooot dang my wife wants me to stop drinking and go home.

coot by Turd_Ferguson_Poops February 28, 2009

coot 

a lady who smells like horseradish and oatmeal. A Russian word orginated by a toothless tramp who couldnt afford tampons.

OMG, do you smell that? Theres definately a coot around.

coot by Jessicaisfuckingawesome Mary December 11, 2006