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1. coots
Someone incredibly stupid or that has done something really foolish.
Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!
2. coots
a meanie name for ickypoo old men
look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!
by minderella Jan 9, 2005 add a video
3. Coots
Can be the shortened version of, "Cutie", or "Cute". Can be used in a flirtatious way with a girl/guy in any situation. Can be used if you wanna call a girl/guy a funny, dorky name. Might be used as a nick-name as well. Can be a pseudonym as well.
Guy: What's up coots? :)
Girl: Not Much, coots. :)

Coots is ma nig!

Coots is the shit.
4. coots
Phenomenon in Halo videogames that occurs when someone, likely a noob (rookie), chooses to stick another player with a plasma grenade in close quarters rather than proceed into a firefight, thereby killing both players in the process.
You just got cootsed by CaptainCooter.
5. coots
An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").

n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.
Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!

Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!
by Prima B. Goode Jul 4, 2004 add a video
6. coots
the female libia major
dude it got in the coots
by bazadillion Mar 31, 2005 add a video
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