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Tonbridge Sacking 

A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.
We gave skinners a right old Tonbridge Sacking yesterday.
Tonbridge Sacking by Jimmy Tomlinson September 29, 2021

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010

Cock Smacking 

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it
John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!
Cock Smacking by Dumby August 4, 2007

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆
Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .
shmeckinwhepper by Barharhar September 11, 2020

crumb sharking 

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.
Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.
crumb sharking by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

ball smacking 

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles
Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling
ball smacking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015