Top Definition
To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.
Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.
#wasted #hammered #smacked #drunk #shitfaced #demolished #destroyed
by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010
to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."
#itsamovement #the most #lower merion high school #harriton high school #drunk #wasted #churchill high school #penis
by General Chow Mein February 25, 2012
Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.
I was so shmacked last night.
#shmacked #smacked #shpanked #spanked #shum #some #shun #son
by thebx41 September 20, 2012
becoming drunk to the point that you perform the Shmoney Dance
Dude, I was so shmacked last night at the party. I lost it when Hot Nigga came on.
#bobby #schmurda #dance #nigga #drunk
by chrestor November 04, 2014
To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.
"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"
#drunk #high #blitted #wasted #fucked #cum #marijuana
by 12368kyl October 10, 2009
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