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To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.
Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.
by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010
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to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."
by General Chow Mein February 25, 2012
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Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.
I was so shmacked last night.
by thebx41 September 20, 2012
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To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.
"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"
by 12368kyl October 10, 2009
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becoming drunk to the point that you perform the Shmoney Dance
Dude, I was so shmacked last night at the party. I lost it when Hot Nigga came on.
by chrestor November 04, 2014
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