gordon
Doing a gordon means to have homosexual sex with a man wearing the typically gay atire of tight jeans and a fishnet vest.
gordon by Steve Urdic December 23, 2006
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1.) A device used to smoke weed using a metal piece (such as the metal at the end of a vcr connector cable or anything metal you can find that has a bowl), a cap that the metal piece is put into at the top (cut a hole for the metal in the cap), a propel or gatorade bottle in accordance with the cap (you screw the cap on the bottle), and a hole burned in the bottom of the bottle. Once you have assembled the gordon, place the weed in the metal bowl (you may have to put a piece of screen at the bottom of the bowl). Then, light the weed and and suck on the hole you made at the bottom of the bottle. Watch as the bottle fills with smoke. If there is smoke still in the bottle, you may remove the cap and hit the bottle from the top, an action known as "clearing the gordon". Evidence suggests that it was invented by hockey players.
2.) slang for weed
2.) slang for weed
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v. to get a girlfriend and bitch out on all friends, completely ignoring them in order to hang out with said girlfriend.
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen jimmy lately?
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.
Gordon by what-in-gods-name June 27, 2009
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When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.
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a very confused boy who does not know how to get home and if you talk to him he simply says yes even if the answer is no, or maybe you didn't even ask him a question he is affraid of dogs and cats but his favourite animal has to be a cockroach, yes thats right. he seems to be a kean little swimmer, but only in puddles because anything over 5cm's then he'll drown. he loves putting his wellies on, and jumping in the sink. he really likes aliens, in fact he believes his grandparents are from outer space so thats why he's frightened of them
he does really enjoy his food, thats why he has a podge on his belly and when you give him a hug you seem to disappear
he does really enjoy his food, thats why he has a podge on his belly and when you give him a hug you seem to disappear
gordon by Jaja123... October 16, 2008