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Gordoned
intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.
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Waxey Gordoned
A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.
Waxey Gordoned by KingSpecialK June 9, 2018
Gordoed
Gordoed by Officially Official July 23, 2017
Gordonodono Marathano
Scientific name Dinosaures Gordanes. Regarded presumably as a race which involves strategic game play and or the amputation of competitors limb and or bodily harm.
An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.
An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.
Gordonodono Marathano by Urvi Sex on Fire Ptel March 25, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.