Fun camera 

Cameras that dispense pictures instantly, including but not limited to: Fuji film cameras, Polaroid cameras, etc.

Look, they’ve got a fun camera! The photos they’re taking at dodger stadium are being printed instantly.

Fun camera by Can I speak to a manager August 13, 2023

Fun camera 

A camera that dispenses photos immediately to capture the fun, i.e Fuji Film, Polaroid, etc.

I can’t believe we came to dodger stadium and forgot our fun camera.

Fun camera by imtoodope August 14, 2023

Alpaca camera to the llama farm! 

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Alpaca camera to the llama farm! by QuacksO August 12, 2024

Off-Camera Mining 

When a person, usually a Youtuber, plays Minecraft and switches into creative mode and gets more loot. It is typically unrealistic but some intelligent people make like 5 Iron Ingots or 2 Diamonds every time they go Off-Camera Mining.
Other times, people go Off-Camera Mining in the overworld but somehow get an entire stack of ancient debris without even lighting a nether portal.

Temple-Rubber: "Did you see that new Benjamin Earthmover MC video?"
Intellectual: "No! It's full of Off-Camera Mining and he doesn't even try to make it make sense."

Off-Camera Mining by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024

Carl camera 

A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.

"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"

Carl camera by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Crotched the camera 

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

Crotched the camera by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Drop the camera 

Failing to score with the hot photographer at the wedding because you almost broke the equipment.

Lester almost tooled that except he was afraid he would drop the camera and there wasn't a replacement.

Drop the camera by B-dawg August 24, 2017