tequila 

Jose Cuervo is the normal way of intoxication by tequila...it will knock you out before you can say "aye caramba!!"

takes shot feels okay does 7 more...out like a light

tequila by Rust6188 June 20, 2005

tequila 

An alcoholic drunk commonly abused by college students. Also the only good thing ot ever come from Mexico.

I took 10 tequila shots in fifteen minutes and then passed out on the floor.
Jose Cuervo is the best tequila.

tequila by Da Jello Pimp April 1, 2003

tequila 

Tequila is a common Spanish word or other ways as a name.tequila means to be honest,kind,beautiful and confident.tequila is a special name for african americans.she is most common to like jalen and tre brools,but jalen more. She also common to b lit,have alot of frans,and call people sis.tequila in English means confident and beautiful

my Fran is so tequila

tequila by jc_lit May 31, 2016

Tequila 

A drink that women and pussies drink because they can't shoot a whiskey. Generally popular in brothels, clubs, and college dorms.

Butch: Want some whiskey?

Theodore: Um, no sir, I mean, if that's OK with you, I will stick with the, um, tequila, if that's OK.

Tequila by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

tequila 

A girl that is bisexual. Derived from MTV's show "A Shot at Love" starring world famous bisexual Tila Tequila.

Sky: "Yo, did you see my girl last night?"
Kurt: "Naw, why?"
Sky: "I feel like she was sweatin Jess"
Kurt: "Oh, you didn't know she was tequila?"

tequila by Smackaroo Crew January 3, 2008

tequila 

Powerful and lovely in every way.

Tequila sure has made my night, I knew a lady named tequila once she was powerful and lovely just like the drink.

tequila by ladylove23 December 16, 2016

Tequila 

Ultimate bone helping juice

A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.

Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.

“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.

-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?

-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.

-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.

Tequila by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018