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The result of a penis forcing air into the vagina during sex. This causes air to rush out quickly from the vagina making a flatulent noise much like that of the "queef". The action of the air exiting swiftly brings about the "swift".
That swift caused me to go soft with a swiftness.
Swift by jlawthelarson December 26, 2008
A kid whos name is Alex Swift. Known for the two gaping things under his nose that reminds me of dry flapping vaginas. I hate that faggot.
Was swift with ant russian all night last night?? Damn...Swift is such a pussy-fart.
swift by Rush Owens February 14, 2005
Someone who talks with a lisp.
" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".
swift by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
Trixter which disregards the kicking side and places a main emphassas on flips
"fuck swift has the mean wallflip"
swift by Hakko December 13, 2003
I shouldn't have drank all of that milk. I need to take me an old swift.
swift by lordzig84 May 28, 2006
-to be swift, like being blonde only not as "duragatory"
-Crystal:How come you dont have to refill your gas fireplace?
-Now that, is just pure swiftness.
swift by Regina Fillangee March 4, 2005