smartass

being serious 1% of the time

god Christys a smartass, she's only serious 1% of the time!!

by vmk82 January 10, 2011

Smartass

That prick who always takes everything literal and uses sarcasm as his only way of creating humor.

Alaa: "Murphy, stop drawing dicks over my math book and piss off!"

Murphy: Ok. *Makes pissing sounds and walks backwards whilst moving his hips side to side inappropriately*

Alaa: Bloody Smartass..

by AlaaBrah August 2, 2008

Smartass

Although it can be a bit childish, being a smart also has it benefits.

Quit being a smartass Jimmy

by RobotChicken123 September 3, 2018

smartass

An annoying asshole who attempts to use sarcasm every chance that he/she gets.

Smartasses get on my nerves.

by SuperSonicX September 16, 2006

smartass

someone who tries to pick holes in your logic.

these people have no lives, all they care about is looking smarter than others because they think it makes them superior.

Simon: "i suggest you come with a better solution next time because according to the theory of relativity you must be wrong."

John: "go fuck yourself, you smartass"

by Daniel Spencer January 29, 2009

Smartass

N. A person who lives to annoy another with sarcasm, i.e. Wife, relentlessly until the day one of them dies of natural causes, or just simply being fed up by said smartassness.

Samuel Roth Johnson is the biggest smartass in the history of ever.

Samuel Roth Johnson can't help but be a smartass to his awesome wife.

Smartass = Samuel Roth Johnson.

by YourMother_ June 25, 2014

smartass

a person that thinks they are really smart with cometes to everything

smartass maddi

by sharks28 October 26, 2016