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N. A person who lives to annoy another with sarcasm, i.e. Wife, relentlessly until the day one of them dies of natural causes, or just simply being fed up by said smartassness.
Samuel Roth Johnson is the biggest smartass in the history of ever.

Samuel Roth Johnson can't help but be a smartass to his awesome wife.

Smartass = Samuel Roth Johnson.
by YourMother_ June 25, 2014
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